Relationships
She’s Missing? A gentleman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?” “Why, I’ve been to the pub of [...]
Religious Jokes
No Paper A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, “Ain’t no use knockin’, there’s no paper on [...]
Italian Jokes
What’s the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant? About sixty pounds and a black dress. What’s red, green, blue, orange, yellow, and white? An Italian dressed up. Did you hear about the advertisement for Italian army rifles? “Never been used and only dropped once.” How can you tell a Italian [...]
Mexican Jokes
Why did the Mexicans send 2,000 men to the Alamo? They only had four cars. Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive with handcuffs on. Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time? Why did [...]
Ethnic Jokes – Various
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese? Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won’t do. There is a black man and a Puerto Rican in a car, who’s driving? The cop. What do you call a black-midget in Ireland? A lepra-coon. Why didn’t the black man want to marry [...]
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