Cuban Jokes
How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box? Tell them its a raft. Why don’t Cubans have any Olympic teams? Because all the Cubans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.
O.J. Simpson
What does O.J. have in common with a box of fireworks? They both kill people, but we let them off anyway!
Dead Baby
What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.
Helen Keller
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off. Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was urrrgghhhhhh!
Michael Jackson
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? He heard boys’ pants were half-off. Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. What’s “black-white” and purple? Michael Jackson’s dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds. Why [...]
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