O.J. Simpson

What does O.J. have in common with a box of fireworks?    They both kill people, but we let them off anyway!

Helen Keller

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?    She screamed her hands off. Why did Helen Keller’s dog commit suicide?    You would too if your name was urrrgghhhhhh!

Michael Jackson

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?    He heard boys’ pants were half-off. Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?    Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. What’s “black-white” and purple?    Michael Jackson’s dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds. Why [...]

Celebrities

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Connie Chung?    Michael’s been able to have kids. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Nixon?    One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole. What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather?     Drizzle. At the podium during his visit to Latin America, Vice-President Quayle said “I’m sorry [...]

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