Michael Jackson

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?    He heard boys’ pants were half-off. Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?    Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. What’s “black-white” and purple?    Michael Jackson’s dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds. Why [...]

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