Ethnic Jokes – Various
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese? Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won’t do. There is a black man and a Puerto Rican in a car, who’s driving? The cop. What do you call a black-midget in Ireland? A lepra-coon. Why didn’t the black man want to marry [...]
Irish Jokes
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O’Conner looks around and asks, “Well, me boys, someone got’s to tell Paddy’s wife. [...]
Chinese Jokes
What do you call 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won-Ton. Why did the Romans make straight roads? So Asians couldn’t build corner shops! How can you tell your house has been burgled by a Chinaman? Your kids homework is done, the dog is missing, and the fucker is still trying to back [...]
German Jokes
How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis. Did you hear about the new German bra? It’s called Stopemfromfloppen. Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill. What happens when a German blows his nose? Little snotzies come out.
Black Jokes
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? One if you spread him real thin! Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check. Why do niggers drive with their windows up? They think the smell is coming from outside. Why [...]
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