Female Anatomy

How can you tell if a woman is horny?    Stick your hand down her pants, and see if it feels like a horse eating oats. How do you make a woman scream twice?    Fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on the drapes.   Childbirth Due to a power outage, [...]

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