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		<title>Cuban Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?    Tell them its a raft. Why don&#8217;t Cubans have any Olympic teams?    Because all the Cubans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.]]></description>
		<link>http://bowlingshoeugly.com/ethnic/cuban/cuban-jokes/</link>
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		<title>O.J. Simpson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What does O.J. have in common with a box of fireworks?    They both kill people, but we let them off anyway!]]></description>
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		<title>Dead Baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?    You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies.]]></description>
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		<title>Helen Keller</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?    She screamed her hands off. Why did Helen Keller&#8217;s dog commit suicide?    You would too if your name was urrrgghhhhhh!]]></description>
		<link>http://bowlingshoeugly.com/celebrities/helen-keller/helen-keller/</link>
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		<title>Michael Jackson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?    He heard boys&#8217; pants were half-off. Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?    Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. What&#8217;s &#8220;black-white&#8221; and purple?    Michael Jackson&#8217;s dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds. Why [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bowlingshoeugly.com/celebrities/michael-jackson/jokes-11/</link>
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		<title>Puerto Rican Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you call 9 Puerto Ricans in front of your house? A spicket fence. How many Puerto Ricans does it take to have a bath?    Five.  One to lie in the tub and four to spit on him. Why don&#8217;t Puerto Ricans have check books?    They find it too hard to sign their names [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nigger Owners Manual</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger!  If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. Installing Your Nigger You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model.  Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together.  Chain your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Relationships</title>
		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s Missing? A gentleman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. &#8220;So,&#8221; says the cop to the driver, &#8220;where have ya been?&#8221; &#8220;Why, I&#8217;ve been to the pub of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bowlingshoeugly.com/relationships/peace-and-quiet/</link>
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		<title>Religious Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No Paper A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, &#8220;Ain&#8217;t no use knockin&#8217;, there&#8217;s no paper on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bowlingshoeugly.com/religion/jokes-8/</link>
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		<title>Italian Jokes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?    About sixty pounds and a black dress. What&#8217;s red, green, blue, orange, yellow, and white?    An Italian dressed up. Did you hear about the advertisement for Italian army rifles?    &#8220;Never been used and only dropped once.&#8221; How can you tell a Italian [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bowlingshoeugly.com/ethnic/italian/one-liners-15/</link>
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